Aug 9, 2012

ch-ch-ch-ch changes

I am a waitress extraordinaire no more. I got a really good offer to return to pediatrics for a seasonal flu clinic gig. I don't talk smack about my kiddos so you'll probably never hear mention of the new job, but I'm happy to return to a field that I actually know what I'm doing in...I will cherish my 2.5 months spent serving steak and potatoes to overzealous roll lovers. BTW those jokers are over 300 calories a piece and I personally witnessed one superstar consume TWELVE before her dinner arrived.

I do know someone who would be glad to take your order...


  1. Congrats! And why would you bring your "I'll just put this here until you're ready. No rush, just take your time" book home from work? Lol.

  2. Translated:
    "I'll just put this here"- open your eyes jerk
    "no rush"- hurry the hell up
    "just take your time"- you smell funny, get out

  3. Don't know if you can see it but your blog is catagorized as rants,
    waitress woes. LOL!! I see Colton got the apron..he would be great at that job. You eat now...lets go, no go now! Glad to see you are back where you belong.

    1. haha yes I categorize all my posts into one or a couple of categories. If you click on them you'll be taken to all my posts with the same label :) thank you!


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