Jan 11, 2013

Potty mouth

Colton has started saying s-h-u-t  up. Thanks Woody from Toy Story. Damn you Woody...Anyways so he gets in trouble obviously every time he says it. But the kid has wizened up. While playing with his little bro he was right in the middle of saying shutttt...when he saw me out of his peripheral and made the quick save the door!...you have no idea how many weird looks I got over the holidays telling my kid to go to timeout for saying shut the door! It gets worse. Although I have specifically forbidden anyone from ever teaching the child the correct name for any private parts on the human body, potty training has betrayed me.

Look for us at mall. We won't be hard to find. Just listen for PENIS! SHUT THE DOOR!