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Sep 14, 2012

Waitress extraordinaire returns?

I've been spotted. A patients mom gave me the slight stink eye and asked me if I have a sister or a part-time job waiting tables.

errr I did.

Thought so. Then silence....

I can say for certain that she was absolutely not the wackadoo knife lady. But I can't honestly remember if she was one of the 20,000 roll loving ladies or someone I spilled ranch dressing on. I don't think she was the one who left me a note saying I was insensitive for suggesting she leave off the cheese and croutons. She said she was dieting!!! I was just being helpful darn it!

Sep 11, 2012

Preschool-Day 1

Colton was all set to start preschool last Wednesday. His camo book bag was stocked with baby wipes, extra clothes and his favorite toy dinosaur. Too bad on Tuesday morning he got the bubble gut pukey oh so sick virus. It was sad. Oh so sad. Poor little guy was laying in his bed hugging onto his backpack whimpering (school, big boy school...) I'm pretty sure I heard taps playing in the background.

Fast forward to Monday and hes well and ready! Well he was ready until we got to the parking lot. Then of course he changed his mind. Coltons school is really awesome. Its a local church that offers a multitude of ages and stages the preschool amazingness experience. He attended last year on Monday and Wednesday mornings for a grand total of 3 hours per day, 6 hours per week. We decided to stick with the schedule this year. No change change bad

So he did his song and dance on the way in NOOO. No schoolllll. up until we reached the classroom door where he was meet by the new teacher and appropriately changed his tune to nooo new teacher!!! Oh well. When I picked him up he was just fine and had made me not just one but TWO new pictures. It's gonna be a good year.



Sep 10, 2012

Rich kids of Instagram...

Have you seen The rich kids of instagram yet? Take a looksie. It's enough to make you feel just a teensie bit bad about your recent Myrtle Beach vaca...

So I present to you our own Rich Kids of MMTM

just some homegrown veggies #healthy snack #suburban farmer

my daddy bought it for me #private pool #nofloaties

afternoon nappin #dinobed #sleepalldaypartyallnight

our ride #4door #Kia #momchaufferincluded

 bottle poppin #similac #Dr. Browns

#privatejetski #ballin